Auckland’s Weather

Partly Cloudy 9°C Partly Cloudy
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2 Aussie Mechanics

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Melbourne . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, ‘Man, I wish we had something to drink!’ Jim says, ‘Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink . . . → Read More: 2 Aussie Mechanics

Today’s Inspirational Lesson

Today’s Inspirational Lesson

Never irritate a woman who can drive a backhoe…

Redneck weirdness

Some photo’s of people doing weird stuff.

Click on image to view…..

Fancy Dress

Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, ‘What are you?’

He says, ‘I’m a Fireman’ ??? ‘

But you’re only wearing a glass jar?’, says the woman.

‘Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I’ll come as fast as I can!’

World Cup fever begins….

What the guys can expect and look forward to

Italy:

Germany:

USA:

Korea:

Portugal:

Brazil:

And last but not least ……

ENGLAND!!

. . . → Read More: World Cup fever begins….

Tough Love vs Spanking

Most people think it improper to spank children,

so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’

One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk.

Some say it’s the vibration from the car, others say it’s . . . → Read More: Tough Love vs Spanking

Funny people in stores

These images were taken in stores of weird and funny people.

Some should have not even left the house.

Click on an thumbnail to view the image

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SEX AFTER DEATH

SEX AFTER DEATH

 

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he . . . → Read More: SEX AFTER DEATH

Flat tyre

I had a flat tyre Yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn’t believe it! Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men . . . → Read More: Flat tyre

Rubbish and junk

Well it’s inorganic rubbish collection time here in my area again.This is where people throw out old junk they do not want anymore.This can range from old wood, carpet, metals, TVs, computers, furniture etc you get the idea.

Funny thing this is, you can’t give this crap away through the normal channels like the internet . . . → Read More: Rubbish and junk

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