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SEX AFTER DEATH
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he . . . → Read More: SEX AFTER DEATH I had a flat tyre Yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk. I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn’t believe it! Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men . . . → Read More: Flat tyre What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of Myer’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, ‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘ ‘ What type of bra?’ asked the clerk. . . . → Read More: What Religion is Your Bra? International Rules Of Manhood 1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. 2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss’ car. (d) One . . . → Read More: International Rules Of Manhood Don’t eat chicken sandwiches, no matter what….. A little boy and a little girl attended the same school in Halifax and became friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one . . . → Read More: Don’t eat chicken sandwiches Teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. A little girl raises her hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.. ‘Well’, she began, ‘I was in . . . → Read More: Explaining biology Interesting Health Fact Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus? It’s called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life. If you don’t believe it, try to pull a hair from your arse and see . . . → Read More: Interesting Health Fact |
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