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1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. . . . → Read More: UNIVERSAL LAW How to wash a cat This is simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl… . . . → Read More: How to wash a cat. If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet Syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below Will have you laughing out LOUD! . . . → Read More: The Lizard When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know . . . → Read More: You are an asshole A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I . . . → Read More: A new Priest at his first mass The Veterinarian One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate.This went on . . . → Read More: The Veterinarian Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as Aircraft mechanics in Melbourne . One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, ‘Man, I wish we had something to drink!’ Jim says, ‘Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink . . . → Read More: 2 Aussie Mechanics Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis. A woman asks, ‘What are you?’ He says, ‘I’m a Fireman’ ??? ‘ But you’re only wearing a glass jar?’, says the woman. ‘Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I’ll come as fast as I can!’ What the guys can expect and look forward to Italy: Germany: USA: Korea: Portugal: Brazil: And last but not least …… ENGLAND!! . . . → Read More: World Cup fever begins…. |
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