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1. Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee. 2. Law of Gravity – Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. . . . → Read More: UNIVERSAL LAW How to wash a cat This is simply too much of a time saver not to share it with you. 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl… . . . → Read More: How to wash a cat. If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the pet Syndrome, including toilet flush burials for dead goldfish, the story below Will have you laughing out LOUD! . . . → Read More: The Lizard When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know . . . → Read More: You are an asshole A new Priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the Monsignor how he had done. The Monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I . . . → Read More: A new Priest at his first mass This has to be the funniest auction i have seen for a while.
Would you like to replay the video or share the link to it with your friends? The Veterinarian One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate.This went on . . . → Read More: The Veterinarian |
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