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The Veterinarian

The Veterinarian

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate.This went on . . . → Read More: The Veterinarian

Fancy Dress

Man goes to a fancy dress party wearing only a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, ‘What are you?’

He says, ‘I’m a Fireman’ ??? ‘

But you’re only wearing a glass jar?’, says the woman.

‘Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob and I’ll come as fast as I can!’

World Cup fever begins….

What the guys can expect and look forward to

Italy:

Germany:

USA:

Korea:

Portugal:

Brazil:

And last but not least ……

ENGLAND!!

. . . → Read More: World Cup fever begins….

Funny people in stores

These images were taken in stores of weird and funny people.

Some should have not even left the house.

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SEX AFTER DEATH

SEX AFTER DEATH

 

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death.

Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all.

After a long life together, the husband was the first to die.

True to his word, he . . . → Read More: SEX AFTER DEATH

Flat tyre

I had a flat tyre Yesterday, so I got out of the car and opened the trunk.

I took out my cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn’t believe it! Cars start slowing down looking at my lifelike men . . . → Read More: Flat tyre

What Religion is Your Bra?

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of Myer’s and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said,

‘I’d like to buy a bra for my wife. ‘

‘ What type of bra?’

asked the clerk.

. . . → Read More: What Religion is Your Bra?

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